Greetings! The Greeting Card Podcast

We’re Not Gone, But We Are Forgotten

Only 5 episodes in, and we can't even figure out how to start the recording! or remember the name of the podcast in the moment! Or put the full episode out in time! We're on a roll!
Join Bobby, Dan, and imaginary friend Nathaniel J. Pemmican as we discover the Greeting Card Association website, go through the history of the practice, bloviate on the word "convalescent", and rate and review a DOOZY of a birthday card. It angries up the blood 'til the very end. 
Remember Kids: We're not gone, but we are forgotten.

I Speak a Flabby English

Do you know anything about writing for greeting cards? Neither do we, but that won't stop us from ruminating on such an occupation (and the movies based on it) for nearly 20 minutes! 
 
Come for the greeting card talk, stay for the uninformed musings on the industry! And a special shoutout to Bowne and Co. Stationers in NYC, who's name Dan couldn't remember during the recording. Check out their dirigible-inspired parchments today!

I Don’t Like Owing Dogs Things

First, we (specifically Dan) would like to apologize to author and publisher David Zinczenko for not getting your name even a little bit right in this recording! We imagine you are an avid listener of the show, and we hope that this week's very food-centric goofs (incl. Cinnabun, ice cream preferences, and how America's decline is evident in the menu at IHOP) more than make up for our magnificent mess-up of your marvelous monicker, made mentionable at Men's Health!
 
Oh, also a card. We talked about a card.

The Alimony Falcon

Join Bobby and Dan as they needlessly explain a huge gap in recording sessions, talk endlessly about Easter candy, and incessantly rate and review the nooks and crannies of this week's card! It may be for a belated birthday, but after our review, it may just be worth forgetting the birthday altogether!

Pilot: Happy Birthday, From, Person

Greetings! Welcome to the inaugural episode of Greetings!: The Greeting Card Podcast. The only podcast (according to a very quick google search) that rates and reviews all the gems and jewels of your grocery or convenience stores greeting card aisle!
Join Bobby and Dan as they discuss the many circles of Inferno, their ignorance of the many fish species in the world, and of course this week's card, which gets both heavenly AND nautical, all at once!
Follow us on Insta @greetingspod and Twitter @greetings cast to follow along with our card of the week!