Greetings! The Greeting Card Podcast

Really Loud Stein: Return of the Revenge of Halloween Lawyer

Coming to you LIVE from the haunted halls of Old Man Smudgin's Mansion!
Sometimes the scares are the ones we make ourselves, or we get an option and either way we're doomed! Join Bobby, Dan, and Barley the Zombie Cat as they howl and wail about horror movie trends, Narnsense, and the swarthy decades that both hosts would have thrived best in. Then we review what can only be described as a double-trouble of the ghosts of greetings. Save us, Pale Derrick!

GreetingsWeen 1: Randy Quaid’s ”Halloween Lawyer”

A Merry and Prosperous Greetingsween to you, ya goblins! Join Scaremasters Bobby and Dan as they wail like banshees about trick or treating in your teens, fun blood acronyms, the beloved SnakeVein movie series, and whether or not April O'Neil and Michelangelo were dating (don't DM us about this). Then we creepily crack open the ancient scrolls of our first halloween card of the month! Get ready for, if not a scare, then something fun to listen to while you commute! Spooky!!

Say Something For Mother Tom

How do YOU stay motivated on your work-sanctioned hour-long lunch break? Join Bobby, Dan, and Mother Tom with her crock pot full of tomato juice as they ramble and rumble about wedding card details, wax seal usage, and bringing levity to a ceremony that has none of it! Later, we review a card that's PERFECT for your HR office or nautical-themed waiting room! Cheers, Dipsh*ts! #getyanniongreetings
 
 

A Rocky and Bullwinkle-esque Experience (w/ Johnny Della Luna)

It's time for you ding-dongs to bet on a sure thing, and this episode is just the horse to wager on! Join Bobby, Dan, and dear friend and host of The Winning Ticket podcast Johnny Della Luna, as they hem and haw on cease-and-desist letters, random videos with your name in it, and everyone's favorite Brendan Fraser movie. Then we review a card that threw us for SUCH a loop that Dan had to turn our volume down a tad in editing!
 
Remember, Finding a card is like falling in love!
 
Be sure to follow good good Johnny and The Winning Ticket podcast @winningtixpod, and listen wherever farm-to-table podcasts are sold!

GreetsGiving 1: An Amoral Holiday

A Grand, Gregarious Greetsgiving to you, Ding-Dongs! Join Bobby and Dan as they "Get Cold in the Turkey" (what) and look back at 10 episodes of greeting card glory! Retelling old tales, revisiting past judgements, and EVEN physical Bobby and Dan greeting-card-on-fridge image rubrics, which can be seen on Insta @Greetingspod and Twitter @Greetingscast! Celebrate 10 hard weeks of barely any work with us! And remember, if you can swing it, don't do anything!

Mutual Assured Gratitude

BOBBY IS HEALTHY NOW, THESE EPISODES ARE LIKE 3 MONTHS OLD.
 
We might've missed the Noted+ SF NOW Market, but cheer still reigns supreme in this house! Join Bobby and Dan as they wax and wane on the fallacy of pocket protectors, Debate Clubs and Model UN, and are unnecessarily harsh to Central Indiana (our apologies to the fan base out there). Then we rate and review a real thinker of a card, one that offers nothing less than Mutual Assured Gratitude.
 
Remember, when all else fails, get another dream!

Oh F*ck, I’m a Dad

We record these episodes early, so we hope you like cool June vibes and talks about Father's Day Cards! Join Bobby, Dan, and Six Flags Fright Fest actor Craig as they discuss the differences in Parents' Day cards, Dog Paw sizes, and possibility of a year-round Halloween Amusement Park. Then Bobby and Dan rate and review that card that might just break them for good. Have an Honest Day!

You Heard it Here, Foes! (w/ Tobi Sigona)

Someone with ACTUAL experience in the greeting card industry sets us straight on how things are done! No more "just guessing and probably being wrong" for us! Join Bobby, Dan, and Greetings' first-ever special guest, writer/actor/greeting card expert and enthusiast Tobi Sigona, as they discuss The ins-and-outs of the industry, as well as Hollywood's take on the greeting card industry, and Bobby and Dan rate and review a Designer Greetings original, courtesy of Tobi. We're the crab cake of friendship! 
Be sure to check out Tobi's writing at Avi & Co (link below), and be sure to follow us on Insta @greetingspod and Twitter @greetingscast for greeting card updates, news, and to see what card we're talking about that week!
 
https://www.aviandco.com/blog/author/tobi-sigona

We’re Pro-Jug!

Blessings and Good Faternoon! Join Bobby, Dan, and the rest of the Washboard Boys as they hem and haw about odd greetings, misspelled names on paychecks, and progressive jug bands! Then we tackle a greeting card so revolting that Dan is STILL thinking about it (but that's his problem). No bro of any stature will want to miss this!

Denise McTrain, Dynamo Receptionist

A card that reminds you of a place you've never been! Join Bobby, Dan, and front-desk champion Denise McTrain as they discuss The Louie Awards (The Tonys of Greeting Cards), analyze salon classism, and decide once and for all where the damn handle is on the ratings fridge. DM us if your fridge is different!