Greetings! The Greeting Card Podcast

You Can Do Everything Right, and Still Lose (w/ Gabby Napoli and Andrew Miller)

Come and witness the voice of a generation that NO ONE  hears!
 
Join Bobby, Dan, friends of the podcast Gabby & Andrew, and actor Goseph Jorden Brevit as they tip their top hats to diner bisque, forward-thinking greeting card purchases, and the golden days of Microsoft Publisher. Later, the quad will rate and review a double-helping of cards that strike the balance of fun AND morally challenging! We bet all the cheese in South Dakota that you'll love what you hear! 

TELL US WHAT MYRRH IS

Time for a tall order of Bird!
 
Join Bobby, Dan, and Grandma Murder as they find a way to keep talking about egg nog, raw cranberries, Maine Humor, and whether pre-typed holiday cards are better than the blank stuff!
 
Later, the lads rate and review a card that, while disjointed, goes down as smooth as a glass of flamingo milk!
 
Happy Honda-Days, and remember, Be Not Proud!

Honey to Dip your Hands In

Grab a mug of Year-Round Nog and take part in the fun! 
Join Bobby, Dan, Great Aunt Marbles and Great Uncle Dudanelle as they make quick work of Ugly Sweater Parties, the Festival of Toyota-thon, and enlight Dan on the horrors of the plot of Beethoven. Later, they rate and review a card that is far, Far, FAR from being the #bestcardever.
 
Enjoy, and don't forget to #grogyournog! (please get this going, we need this).

Happy Birthday, Christmas Nephew (w/Keith St. Lawrence)

We're knee-deep (or at least mid-shin-deep) in Honda-Day Friendship!
Join Bobby, Dan, special guest (and co-host of the Divided Films Podcast) Keith St. Lawrence, and Christian boy-band Trinity of 5ive as they razzle and dazzle with the Quinity of Greetings, the sending of E-cards, and contemplating where our old pal Jib-Jab went. later, the lads rate and review a card that's almost as confounding as a boyfriend briss! Metallix!

GreetsGiving 2: A Very Real Thing

Merry Greetsgiving, ya filthy Ding-Dongs! 
 
Saddle up to the ole podcast-style fireplace and curl up with a temperature-appropriate vessel of malted orange juice, salted iced tea, or unforgiven milk! 
Then, join Bobby, Dan, and Academy Award-outlawed directors John Metalworker and Francis Wooddestroyer as they talk shop on elements of the Greetsgiving Feast, make various references to "Kiss From a Rose", and discuss their requirements for the next Riddler. Later, these fools reminisce on the last 10 greeting cards and rank them County Fair-style, from blue-ribbon pig to red-ribbon duck! We'll keep the brisket boiling for you!

Dick Hand Luke

A joyous Greetsgiving to one and all on this day of Beige Feasting! 
 
Join Bobby, Dan, and the math rock supergroup Steampunk Monocle as they gobble away about cousin-rich families, murderer's plastic, and why the greasiest holidays get the nice plateware! In the middle, we go through the GCA's guide to submitting a greeting card! And finally, we rate and review a card that bought a ticket on the 8:47 AM Express to Wholesome-town! Steam! 
 
Big ups to @karenboyle90 for this week's card submission!

Fappy Fauxlidays

Hold on to your skin marrow! Join Bobby, Dan, and Senatorial Candidate Bent JimBroad as they fiddle and faddle on Hallmark Holidays, gamble candy, and the sundowning of the salad bar trend. Later, they'll rate and review a card that seems all well and dandy, until they reach the bitter, bitter end. 
 
We Stone-Cold, Steve Austin love you all!

Remember Muscle Time!

Gobble Gobble Bless to You and Maybe Even Yours!
 
Join Bobby, Dan, and James Patterson write-alike Biff Butterman as they hither and thither on cruel turkey jokes, holiday decorations, and the immortal charm of a Wawa hoagie. Later, the duo rate and review a card that forces a frank discussion on comedy. That's how bad it is!
 
Thanks to the Rockwell Foundation of Rocks. For nothing.

Halloween Lawyer IV: This is Flat-Out Moonraker (w/ Dara Silverman)

Still (barely) Live at Old Man Smudgin's least-looked-after-rented Manor!
Commandeer a hearty flagon of pumpkin sludge (sans turnips) and join Bobby, Dan, and special guest/actor/director/educator Dara Silverman as they bray and neigh about three-card traditions, GolfBeer (or BeerGolf), and the deeper notions behind the phrase "I Liver You". Later (not that you ding-dongs deserve it), Bobby displays the treasures of his newly-cleaned attic, which may or may NOT include the original text from the VHS copy of "Halloween Lawyer" , which has been locked away in the D*sney vault for all of our safety, as we'll all soon learn. afterwards, we review a card that only a 9-year-old, a 17-year-old, and a bummer of an elementary school history teacher could love! 
Happy Hauntings and #FindRandyQuaid!

Wes Craven’s ”Randy Quaid’s Halloween Lawyer III: Dan Conroy’s New Nightmare: Turnips!”

Grab yourself a pumpky brewster and join in on the heavy Halloween hooplah! Join Bobby, Dan, and Alpha-Beta-Alpha-Again pledge Crett Billemstein as they cackle and crackle on squash smells, the uselessness of turnips, and almost drowning alongside fruit! Later, the gang rates and reviews a card that is a pitch-perfect clone of the worst 5 minutes of open-mic stand-up you've ever had to endure just so you can go up later! Remember, sometimes harsh is funny!