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Gobble Gobble Bless to You and Maybe Even Yours!

Join Bobby, Dan, and James Patterson write-alike Biff Butterman as they hither and thither on cruel turkey jokes, holiday decorations, and the immortal charm of a Wawa hoagie. Later, the duo rate and review a card that forces a frank discussion on comedy. That's how bad it is!

Thanks to the Rockwell Foundation of Rocks. For nothing.

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Gobble Gobble Bless to You and Maybe Even Yours!

Thanks to the Rockwell Foundation of Rocks. For nothing.