Oliver Stone’s ”MMA Grandmother”

A Blue Raspberry Breakup

A Pink Lemonade Lament

A Strawberry "Sorry About This"

Whatever your flavor choice may be, we hope that your tribulations are nothing but tasty (and we guess other things)!

Joinh Bobby Taupin, Elton Dan, and Dan Failinggym as the pick at the proverbial bones of gentleman's toast, edible greeting cards, and hiring audience scabs who are also pro-union! Later, This singer-songwriter duo rate and review a card that was hilarious to think of as a way of describing how smart someone is! Now get in the glue trunk!