Mom Doesn’t Like Bone-In Pizza

An episode that's slightly early for Möthers Däs, but wouldn't you rather be prepared for it for ONCE in your ungrateful life?! Good Answer, we guess!

Join Bobby, Dan, and burgeoning entrepreneur Michael (aka Paul) Slameroni as they jabber on about their cool moms, pizzapathy, and dangerous traditions involving child chefs! Later, these sons rate and review TWO cards that made Dan want to pull the artists' bones out of their body and exchange them for garlic bread!

What the hell does that mean? Download the episode and find out, ya blurb-tourist!