God Wanted Us to Sit in our Milk Bath

If only J. Harvey Kellogg was alive to see what Hell we've wrought!

 

Join Bobby, Dan, and their autographed copy of "Miami, Plain and Tall", as they scream to the heavens on giving up on things, demonic after-school snacks, and the current state of Bobby's inhumane podcast factory! Later, they rate and review a card that is perfect for anyone who is in 6th-8th grade! Otherwise, stick around, because are we really that much worse than your other options?

 

Remember, you can't shake hands with a clenched caligra-fist!