Ears are Opened, Mind is Shut

Hop in the 2001 golden Honda Odyssey and look south to Florida, cuz Greetings is greeting the new year with everyone's favorite quality: willful ignorance!

Join Bobby, Dan, and their corn-silk effigy of St. Uncle as they widdle and waddle on their greeting card hopes for 2023, and how cards, like maize, have an ancient, mysterious past (most likely).

Later on, they rate and review a card, and I swear to St. Uncle, if the phrase "Sexy Cat Apron" being said over over doesn't entice you freeloading ding-dongs to start liking and subscribing, then we might as well just call it here. Nice knowing you!

Check out friend of the Pod Jeff Jakobs and his new album "The Milk Barn Sessions" now! Literally! We mean it this time!